"TheFashionVictimsGuidetotheHolidays"

Fashion Victims

The prayers have changed this holiday season, please take note:

Our Prada, who art in Paris,
Hallowed be thy namebrands,
thy Gucci Shoes, Thy Hermes scarf,
In silk as it is in pashmina.


Give us this day our Vuitton Bag,
and forgive us our overdrafts,
as we forgive those who refuse our Visa cards,
and lead us not into imitations,
But deliver us from our bank managers,
For mine is Cartier, and Chanel and Armani,
For Bulgari and Dior,

AahhhMEX!!!